This morning I learned that my Ferrari Fund was acquired in a hostile takeover. Apparently its been in the works for a few months, final confirmation was received this morning @ 0930 hours. The individuals have not publicly named themselves, but I do know that there are only 2 members in the company. There was a possibility of 3 individuals, but the hinted at third member was not to be found. Rumor has it they will reveal themselves sometime in late October or Early to Mid November 2008.
I have been informed that I will need to keep “donating” money for the next 20+ years, but now the fund will be called “The Twin’s College Fund”, and there is NO hope of said monies being used in purchasing Ferraris.
I do have a few blurry black & white pictures of the individuals somewhere in the dossier. I’ll try to post them up soon. Must have been spy satellite photos because it’s hard to make out who they are.
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