Now that’s interesting

20 09 2008

Since I quit watching MTv when they stopped showing videos I completely missed this correlation:

Viva la Vida – Coldplay

Enjoy the Silence – Depeche Mode





Overheard Across the Bedroom

15 09 2008

The Pledge:
I was sitting on the floor petting the cat. The wife was on the bed watching TV.

The Turn:
Me: Watcha watchin?
The Wife: One Tree Hill. I can’t figure out who the kids are and who the adults are.

The Prestige:
The Wife: You’re not going to blog that are you?





This just in:

12 09 2008

Overheard in the hardware store, not 30 seconds ago:

Customer 1: How much is the popcorn?

Employee: It’s on the house. (we have a popcorn machine)

Customer 2 to Customer 1: Man, you don’t need no popcorn… You ain’t got no teeth.

Truth. I think the dude had 2 teeth.





2 Cats, 1 Treadmill

5 09 2008

Now that’s comedy. Make sure you have the volume up.





Guest Post from The Wife!!

5 09 2008

Hi everyone!

I know some of you have been wondering how I’m doing and probably keep checking David’s blog, but evidently the blog isn’t for family stuff just for David’s random thoughts.  :) (Ed. Note: I’ve never specifically stated that…)

As for the pregnancy, everything seems to be going fine. The doc said I was doing excellent, but she has moved me to weekly visits. Yuck! I also found out I have gestational diabetes, so I have to watch my diet and take a small blood test 4 times a day. Luckily, I seem to be managing okay, only because David and Chris (our English friend) watch me like a hawk. I constantly hear… you shouldn’t eat that, you can’t eat that, don’t eat that, etc…. It makes one crazy, especially since they are drinking ice cold beers and David is sneaking off for smokes. As an aside, I’m also going to strangle David if I hear him complain about his back one more time. Does he not realize what I’m carrying around!!!   All in all though, David (and Chris) have been great. I mean it has to be annoying when I call David on the phone from upstairs asking him to bring me a glass of water, really who wants to rub someone’s swollen ankles, and in all fairness I have pretty much taken every pillow and 75% of the bed.

I’m officially 29 weeks. David and I had our first class at the hospital last night. The teacher was all over the place, but it was fun just the same. She would point to body parts and David would yell out the name. It was all I could do not to burst out laughing when he called out “Cervix”. (Ed. Note: For the record, no one was answering her questions and Cervix was the only one I “yelled” out) The little girl still hasn’t turned, so the doc is leading toward a C-Section. Wednesday she said she would schedule it sometime around November 7th. Everyone thinks I’m huge and will be delivering any day, but once they hear the word twins they say I’ll never make it and will go on bed rest. I’m stubborn enough to prove them wrong. :) It probably doesn’t help that I waddle down the hall like a duck, but most of you know that I have always walked that way. I have included a photo from a few weeks ago in Disneyland, so you can judge for yourself.

I do ask that you keep David and I in your prayers and I would also like to ask you to start including our little niece Lindsay. She is 3 years old and her parents just found out she has a form of leukemia (AML). She had her first round of chemotherapy last week. Lindsay is the classic red head, full of spirit and life, so David and I are very confident she is going to fight this with all her might. We both feel very helpless right now as we deal with our own personal emotions and our inability to be close and supportive for Matt and Ginger. You can read about Lindsay and her family at The Adventures of Lindsay and Michael and at Lindsay’s CaringBridge site. If you check out the pictures, you will get a glimpse into what the twins might look like.

We send our love to you all,
 
Heather





The Sky is Falling! The Sky is Falling!!

2 09 2008

“Please only purchase what you need. Returns WILL NOT be accepted on hurricane supplies purchased in bulk.”

It’s sad that we post signs in the hardware store telling customers essentially not to be greedy, but we have to do just that. Hurricanes and hurricane scares make people here Lose They Mind. Not without some justification. Katrina was broadcast live. The name Hugo said aloud here in Charleston will get you bitch-slapped. BUT, if you are so worried and anxious about a pending storm that you want to buy $300 worth of D-cell batteries for yourself, then you should probably evacuate before the mandatory ruling is given.

Yet, at the end of every hurricane season someone tries to return 10 packs of batteries, a case of candles, 50 sandbags, rolls of plastic & duct tape, and 3 first-aid kits.

Dude. Seriously. We order that in bulk just for the hurricane season. What am I going to do with your stuff that “You don’t need now that the scare is over”. Hurricane season is the only time of the year we stock cases of batteries, candles, etc. We can’t return those items to the regional warehouse, and we certainly don’t have the room to store hurricane supplies that you returned this season so that you can buy and return them next season.

This ain’t no lend’n library.

Ok. Now that’s off my chest.

We got slammed at the store today.

Contractors were coming in all day for shutter hardware. Apparently a lot of people have been putting off repairing their storm shutters. More than a handful of elderly women brought in elderly flashlights with elderly batteries to be replaced. I don’t even recall how many rolls of duct tape we sold.

All the weather radios were sold. Most lantern flashlights left, too. I think we have one first-aid-kit on the shelf. Plumbers candles were going like it was an 1850′s plumbing convention. We’re low on most other “hurricane supplies” (except for batteries) and won’t be re-stocked until the truck comes Friday morning.

On top of all the hurricane business, we had a record day in regular sales. All the sculpture students at the college were coming in getting MAPP gas and wire cutters. The regulars were all in today, and even a few tourists.

I’m beat and my back is screaming at me. Luckily, tomorrow is my day off. A bit of photography maybe??





Interesting Google Keyword Search

2 09 2008

There are a few odd keyword searches that will bring up my blog in a Google search. The “Am I Dumb Test” gets most of the hits, but I had an odd one today.

“csi episodes go-kart decapitation”

A great episode, but I thought “What does go-kart decapitation have to do with me?” So I tried the search. VmpyrDavid.com doesn’t show up first, or second, or third. It’s sixth. Then I realized why I got tagged. It was my covers article.

I had fun doing that one. Great music. Some not-so-much.





Hey, It could be worse… Maybe.

1 09 2008

Not something you really want to see in your backyard.