Overheard in the hardware store, not 30 seconds ago:
Customer 1: How much is the popcorn?
Employee: It’s on the house. (we have a popcorn machine)
Customer 2 to Customer 1: Man, you don’t need no popcorn… You ain’t got no teeth.
Truth. I think the dude had 2 teeth.
Hahahaha….I think I would like to spend a day just hanging out at the store with you – some of the best stories come from there!