Started off great!
The twins and wife drove up to my mother’s for the weekend. I stayed home because I had to labor.
As it turned out, my betters at the labor camp decided at the last minute to not labor this year on labor day. Sweet!
I got to play the new Guitar Hero even longer! Got to search for more geodetic bench marks! Got to stay up late and watch movies! Didn’t Shower!
It rocked.
Then everyone came home. I was so happy to see my wife and children again. Even though I had a good time alone, I did miss them. Apparently my grandmother missed me, too! She sent me a heart shaped box of Whitman’s chocolates. I just finished the last piece today, 09/09/09.
I flipped the box over to see if there was a legend to all the different chocolates I had eaten over the past few days. No legend, but there was something stamped on the bottom section of the back of the box:
BEST BEFORE 01MAY09
Apparently my grandmother is trying to poison me. I know for a FACT that i’ve seen her since VALENTINE’S DAY, so she’s been holding on to this one to get it good and ripe. I will give her the benefit of the doubt though. She’s on the same pain medication that I am on and let’s just say It’s Good Stuff. She might not be in her right mind.
Then again, I could have gotten my brother’s box by mistake.
So, let this be a lesson to you all. Visit your grandmother often & be nice.
Just don’t eat the chocolate. She might be trying to POISsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
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